Sep 3, 2008

one hit oneders

That's the name of my softball team. We've gotten together a few times to practice for our season opener on September 22nd. To put this all in context: I am fairly athletic, and I can usually compete pretty well at just about any sport. I'm probably best at basketball, but that doesn't matter right now. I disclocated my shoulder a couple weeks ago, and have been sore ever since it got shoved back in. So, hitherto therefore, I have been in a pretty considerable amount of pain during our practices, sometimes resulting in erratic throws and a lack of "bendage over" for ground balls... so what does our team captain do?

He assigns me to catcher, oh and right field as a secondary position when needed. That's sort of like if Barack Obama were to offer McCain a position at the White House as say... a tour guide. Now, no offense to White House tour guides- my lovely wife used to be one I think. But is that how you treat a war hero? Is that how you treat a guy that has given everything he has for his country (or perhaps his church)?

Catcher? I dare say not, Mr. Dedmon. He's not a blogger, so he won't read this. He doesn't even Twitter... He's too busy assigning himself to short stop and/or left field.

But I still love him- because Jesus tells me I have to. Plus he seems to feel pretty bad about the whole thing.

4 comments:

Victor Estrada said...

do I sense a hint of bitterness?

Ryan Guard said...

Vic, if you can only sense a hint of it then you need to get your sensors checked!

A better question would be, "Do I sense a massive amount of sarcasm?"

Nicole Gniffke said...

hilarious!

at least you have the arm to blame it on.

and side note... its one hit oneders

i decided im making the tee shirts (with annas help)

Eric Wakeling said...

That Brent guy sounds like a jerk.