Mar 18, 2008

because I like to make things awkward...

Today I got an email from a girl who I dated for about a month. The relationship was cool and all, but one day we were hanging out and it had become obvious that it just wasn't working. So we broke up. This breakup was weird though... weird because it was so simple. So clean. So unemotional. The conversation went something like this:

"So... do you think this is working?"
"Not really, do you?"
"Nope, not really. I mean, you're great and all but..."
"Yeah, you too I mean it's just that..."
"Should we just break up?"
"Yeah, probably."
"Ok, Cool."
"Have a great day!"
"You too. Say hi to your dad for me.

It was seriously that easy. Don't you wish it was always that easy? Painless. Pure. Professional even!

But have you ever broken up, and known that it wasn't meant to be, but you saw them out flirting with someone... and it got under your skin a little? Like for you online daters, maybe you saw their profile back in action on Eharmony... or maybe their Facebook status went back to "looking for love" or whatever.

Today it happened to me:

(I don't care who you are, that's funny.)


Anonymous said...

"When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login"

"I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online"

Brad Paisley- "Cooler Online"

Exs always have a way of "enhancing" themselves

Lindsay Guard said...

You're funny. Good thing you know how to move on to much much better things ;) said...

hahahaha! ok, seriously, can I put you down as a reference?

Christopher. said...

I giggled a bit when I read the job description :)

Gard of Lard said...

two questions: would the fact that I speak spanish cause them to overlook the fact that my youth group is made up of seven ladies (non-spanish speaking)? In conclusion, would they mind if I made inappropriate jokes while playing my jaguar with a mooger fooger?

blessed be the name,

Coach Lombardi

Anonymous said...

Im only applying if I can get a company car, book deal, 7 weeks of vacation, an office overlooking the worship center, exclusive naming rights to the new Student Building, and 10% of all offerings.

Steve Adame said...

pish posh. i was supposed to call you today. mah bee

Dubbs said...

you should apply.